Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[gigo09]

Lizzy: I JUST WANA STROKE IT!

 

[pheonixsang]

Jake after like 5 mins of complete silence: Okay, so...are you guys ready. I'm about to shave a toenail with this knife

 

[pheonixsang]

Thrall is talking and we can hear tornado warning sirens in his background

Ante: Is that legit a siren in your background?
Lizzy: OMG
Thrall: yea, it happens pretty regurarly
Lizzy: I forget that tornadoes are a thing

 

[JordD04]

Pheonix: You don't understand, i need my pizza. I'm going to murder you if I don't get my pizza. I need my pizza. With meat! MEAT!

 

[pheonixsang]

Indo: okay so, jake; what was it that you wanted about Ryan?
Jake: Remember that thing I messaged you about on facebook?
Indo: I don't have facebook...
Jake: Remember that thing I message you about to twitter?
Indo: I don't have twitter...
Jake: Remember that thing that I messaged you about?
Indo: No
Jake: Jesus fricken christ.. *Leaves channel*

 

[pheonixsang]

I broke Rwyland so hard that people mistook him for Lizzy when he was laughing

20:32:48> "Adventurer_Blitz": lizzy i don't want to say anything offensive but...
<20:32:56> "Adventurer_Blitz": your laugh just keeps going on and on
<20:33:05> "pheonixsang": thats not lizzy
<20:33:07> "pheonixsang": thats rwyland
<20:33:19> "Adventurer_Blitz": no in the teamspeak
<20:33:32> "Adventurer_Blitz": oh wait my bad
<20:33:36> "DarthRagnar": My reaction to what going on: http://i.imgur.com/SYX7Ah3.gif
<20:33:37> "Adventurer_Blitz": sounds like her though
<20:33:38> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": That's still also rob c:
<20:33:42> "SugarKoala [lizzy]": SOUNDS LIKE ME?!

Soundclip for reference, he continued for 56 minutes. On and off
https://soundcloud.com/pheonixsang23/rwland-laughing-like-the-joker

 

[muteberlin]

Jake: look at mute with his ukulele
Bockle: Jake that's a pringles can. Close though

 

[JordD04]

Smithle: I skipped two days of school to go to Comicon
Jord: I skipped one day of school for Minecon
Stokie: I skipped school to go to subway once.

 

[CEFKILLA96]

me (to LDC): "Your mum takes a long time to load"
LDC: "......She has weight problems"

 

[pheonixsang]

Jake: what does nsfw stand for? nova scotia....
Bockle and I: Omg....really jake? Really....

*30 seconds later*

Jake: oh... OH! She got dem apple bottom jeans, boobies with the fur....

 

[lizzy_]

Megga: That's another word I refuse to put into my vocabulary.
Ant: What, Bulgaria?

 

[Se7]

Playing DayZ..
LDC: You there, in the bushes, come out
Random Guy: Why'd you shoot at me?
*LDC Takes Axe out
LDC (shouting) : You wanna' know how I got these scars!?
*LDC Axes guy

 

[pheonixsang]

Kyz talking about Malkizid: Its about to get kangaroo up in here!

 

[pheonixsang]

@loocekibmi " I went to a transiberian orchestra and slept through most of it
@SugarKoala "how"
...
@loocekibmi "Well I woke back up when there was flames everywhere.."

 

[_Iru]

"she has one of those faces, man..b*tch face syndrome" - @Sulyeon refering her disdain for Lana Headey (Cersie Lannister of Game of Thrones)

 

[pheonixsang]

I <3 Lena Headey

 

[pheonixsang]

@SugarKoala : According to Sonic, I am the AlphaLizzy

 

[kyzcool]

Oriour: Wait, you want Rwy to take a ride on your Disco Stick???!!

 

[JordD04]

Megga: I sneezed and my headset flew off my head, I also stomped on my own foot.

 

[Jex_Infinite]

Lizzy starts a tour;

@SugarKoala kk, so I'm unsure. How much lore do you want? Lots or a little? Or...
@pheonixsang Jord-level lore
@SugarKoala no. I can't and I won't. Because it's Jord-level and only Jord can do it.
@Mrcatinabox Like..if Jord and Fornad had a babeh...that!
@pheonixsang and they called it lizzy.
@SugarKoala oh my god...

Only Jord can do that level of lore? Lols, get on mah level, Lizzy.
I'm so lore-hound, I'm almost on FallenSanity's level.