Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[JordD04]

Kyz: We discovered that tusk is controlled by a demon.
Tusk: His name is Gary.

 

[JordD04]

Looce: Why is Greenland so icy? And Icy so green?

 

[Stokie]

While playing civ 5

DVH: That's a really nice deal there Askia, but how about a nice big glass of fuck you

 

[kyzcool]

Megga: Jord, how long are you off for Holiday
Lizzy: He is off for 3 days
Teamspeak : User was Banned from the Server
["Jord-Travel" was banned for 3 days from the server by "meggawatts" (jerk)]

 

[kyzcool]

Megga: What? What on earth is Oscar Pistorius, That must be a British thing!
Jord: Ummm....

 

[pheonixsang]

Username and I are talking about @Jadermd and @Jesskuu
User: Aren't jader and jess on another teamspeak server?
Me: I don't know.
@SugarKoala : She and Ruben were dating...wait...nevermind
Me: did you just say that @Thatruben and @Jadermd were dating?
@SugarKoala : I was browsing the forums and saw Ruben's name and got distracted. Please disregard!!!

 

[lizzy_]

Username and I are talking about @Jadermd and @Jesskuu
User: Aren't jader and jess on another teamspeak server?
Me: I don't know.
@SugarKoala : She and Ruben were dating...wait...nevermind
Me: did you just say that @Thatruben and @Jadermd were dating?
@SugarKoala : I was browsing the forums and saw Ruben's name and got distracted. Please disregard!!!

Urgh, I was mumbling, I mentioned Jade, mumbled about something on the forums that included Ruben to myself and Phe misheard very poorly c:

 

[pheonixsang]

^ have migraine, probably misquoted. though lizzy probably corrected me before I even finished typing this out

 

[pheonixsang]

@gigo09

 

[JordD04]

Jord: The West? That's the East.
LDC: Shit, I meant East. I can count.

 

[pheonixsang]

@SugarKoala : It just keeps on rolling, like a river! Tehehehehehe

 

[Ardelenia]

@SugarKoala : It just keeps on rolling, like a river! Tehehehehehe

if this is lizzy quoting what i typed in minecraft chat, its a reference to a song from a musical

 

[pheonixsang]

Me: You probably have a list for people you ask stuff of
@SugarKoala : I contemplated it once, but...
Me: I want to say something but...
@rwyland : Do it
Me: Lizzy, you would make a great secretary
<01:04:07> "Iru":
<01:04:24> "Iru": climb up the corporate level
<01:04:28> "Iru": so to speak
@SugarKoala : To be fair, it is a solid career...

 

[pheonixsang]

<13:04:14> "JordD04": Is this Bryan Cranston? http://i.imgur.com/tLmnA.gif

 

[wikey1236]

Talking about Ancalagon

Fallen: I would take his penis anytime

 

[_Luk]

 

[yodog_117]

it started a long conversation about hair, milk, and hair in milk.

 

[pheonixsang]

Thatruben: the internet is made for p*rn, the internet is made for p*rn. So grab your d*cks and click click click, the internet is made for p*rn.

 

[Ardelenia]

avenue q!

 

[JordD04]

Lizzy: Foremen: Artists that can build.