Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[pheonixsang]

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I don't remember saying that, too drunk. also Malk asked me what happened while drinking last night. I felt obliged to tell him.

<10:27:28> "pheonixsang": a dude was flirting and i told him to piss off cuz i was hanging out with my brother last night since he's about to deploy, so i kicked him in the nuts. bartender told me to leave, and im told i yelled "FUCK THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO" to him. and i got arrested
<10:27:41> "[Malkizid] Malkizid": Amzing
<10:27:52> "[Malkizid] Malkizid": Absolutely fucking amazing
<10:28:38> "pheonixsang": also i fell asleep in the police car and htey had to carry me inside until lyssa picked me up and then the police officer called me back like 2 hrs later to make sure i got home right and i told him i'd buy him doughnuts if i saw him again
<10:28:56> "pheonixsang": she laughed
<10:29:35> "pheonixsang": well no lyssa its not like i woke up and said "imma go buy doughnuts for the cops"
<10:29:41> "pheonixsang": also
<10:29:46> "pheonixsang": i just mistook u for lyssa
<10:29:49> "pheonixsang": srze
<10:30:02> "pheonixsang": i had jagerbombs last night
<10:31:46> "pheonixsang": i need water so i can sober up in like 2 hrs
<10:31:51> "[Malkizid] Malkizid": Yeah
<10:31:52> "pheonixsang": i don't think its happening
<10:31:55> "[Malkizid] Malkizid": Go do that man
<10:31:58> "[Malkizid] Malkizid": Just...try
<10:31:58> "pheonixsang": like
<10:32:06> "pheonixsang": my brother wants to go watch divergent
<10:32:12> "pheonixsang": just so he can complain about it
<10:32:22> "pheonixsang": then we're gonna go to hooters and a strip club

 

[JordD04]

*Cef joins the channel
Cef: Allo chaps!
Kyz: Hey Jord

 

[pheonixsang]

I join a channel and one of the first things I hear:

"Oh noooo something is touching the fingers of my legs" - Sulyeon 2014

To early for this, going back to bed

 

[muteberlin]

*Cef joins the channel
Cef: Allo chaps!
Kyz: Hey Jord

Almost worse than mistaking Stokie for Wikey

 

[JordD04]

*randomly out of the blue
Jake: I thought Fornad was Russian

 

[pheonixsang]

Credoo: Jake, I still want my tour
Jake: Ok. pick a number between 1 and .....6
*immediately* me: 12
Jake: wh...wat
Me: I dunno, i just thought of that number

 

[JordD04]

 

[JordD04]

Sulyeon: Jord, Cef, I touched fake boobs for the first time today.
Sulyeon: They're so big and so hard.

 

[Fornad]

*randomly out of the blue
Jake: I thought Fornad was Russian

 

[jakethegardian]

i was thinking of something else </3

 

[pheonixsang]

me logging into league of legends accidentally putting my password into teamspeak;

Me: poohbearstarchild
user: wat
Me: Disregard....totes not my LoL password *changes password*
user: Best...password...ever

 

[pheonixsang]

@Thatruben trying to figure out the name of a singer that starts with "nicky"

10 people in chat: "Is it nicki minaj?"
Ruben: IT'S NOT NICKI MINAJ!!!!! I'M GONNA MINAJ UR FACE!

 

[pheonixsang]

Indorillian: Oh, bobow. We were watching a video today on your countries national hero, William Wallace.
*everyone starts laughing, bobow remains silent*
Bobow: take...take a....take a moment...and think about what you said.

 

[_Luk]

EDIT: Grats Des

 

[wheelleee]

grats despot!

 

[arcusthehero]

Omg des! congrats!

 

[nevik45]

Congrats despot!

 

[DSESGH]

lol

 

[pheonixsang]

*Wolli links a link for a star wars burlesque parody

Ghundra: Holy crap 58 dollars.....I could go see naked people for less than that.

 

[JordD04]

Jake: Jord, do you know anything about sewing equipment?
Jord: errr, kinda
Jake: I have this metal thing...
Jord: It's a thimble.
Jake: What the hell's Thimble? It looks like a monopoly piece?
Dev: It's so you don't poke yourself.
Jake: Oh my god! I'm so glad it has that.