Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[pheonixsang]

Kyz joins a Google hangout and see's Ori's actual name

Kyzcool: Who is tiffany?
*everyone*: wat?
Ori's face:

 

[gigo09]

-snip-

Tippany*

 

[_Shen]

devilius: Do you listen to anything when you go to sleep?
JordD04: I sometimes listen to the hum of my computer.

 

[Scar__]

It's old, but it's still pure gold @MaDIIReD
https://soundcloud.com/herman-iversen/ts3-recording-13-07-27-19-20

 

[JordD04]

q: Fresh milky milk cream cheese.
Jord; You alright, q?
q: No
Jord: You been drinking?
q: Yes,

 

[Sulyeon]

that moment when I laugh over what I have said xD

ALSO

q: Fresh milky milk cream cheese.
Jord; You alright, q?
q: No
Jord: You been drinking?
q: Yes,

SO THAT'S WHY HE ACCEPTED THE NAKED MAN PICS XD

 

[_Shen]

Lizzy: These new forums...oh WOW! Look at the Blender and the color schemes! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL EEEEEEEE I LOVE IT! IT LOOKS SO NICE AND PRETTY!

This quote has been largely generalized...I assure you I'm underexaggerating in this post.

 

[CEFKILLA96]

Suly: "It's not Jesus, It's Einstein."

 

[Sulyeon]

Kyz joins a Google hangout and see's Ori's actual name

Kyzcool: Who is tiffany?
*everyone*: wat?
Ori's face:

<21:52:13> "JordD04": no, sorry

<21:53:39> "Sulyeon": LEL OMG I just got ori in fb as recommended friends and read it like this ' Who dafuq is Tiffany' cause his name is T*******

@kyzcool

 

[pheonixsang]

@Sulyeon ^ I don't think people would like their IRL names being posted in the public forum for everyone to see unless they gave permission. :s

 

[pheonixsang]

"Its not math! I'm not doing math! Its just numbers!" - @SugarKoala 2014

 

[gigo09]

Lizzy and Rwy working on a Osgot-fb-house:

Rwy: "PULL IT BACK! BACK!"

Liz: "I'M PULLING IT BACK!"

Rwy: "NOW PULL IT FORWARD!"

Liz: "I'M PULLING BACKWARDS!"

 

[pheonixsang]

"Will? Is your sister your obedient girlfriend?!?!" - Beatheaven 2014
"NO!" - Will 2014

 

[pheonixsang]

Lizzy starts a tour;

@SugarKoala kk, so I'm unsure. How much lore do you want? Lots or a little? Or...
@pheonixsang Jord-level lore
@SugarKoala no. I can't and I won't. Because it's Jord-level and only Jord can do it.
@Mrcatinabox Like..if Jord and Fornad had a babeh...that!
@pheonixsang and they called it lizzy.
@SugarKoala oh my god...

 

[pheonixsang]

In the interest of bringing back some audio files from the old forums;

An Evening With Xsdexedt
https://soundcloud.com/pheonixsang23/a-evening-with-xsdexedt

Dcsmall's hatred of hair (NSFW for language)
https://soundcloud.com/pheonixsang23/dc-ass

Bobow and Jakethegardain sing Tenacious D 'Tribute'
https://soundcloud.com/pheonixsang23/jake-and-bobow-tenacious-d

 

[pheonixsang]

*I join a channel but fail to see that Suly is in it, first thing I literally hear*
Suly: "Bocklebee plz, I've had a guy propose to me with the steam."

 

[Sulyeon]

*I join a channel but fail to see that Suly is in it, first thing I literally hear*
Suly: "Bocklebee plz, I've had a guy propose to me with the steam."

It was ' on steam' but close enough

 

[Indorilian]

Lizzy: Rude!

Me: You say rude like Hodor says Hodor

Lizzy: Have I ever spoken to Hodor?

 

[_Shen]

pheonixsang: Lizzy, you remind me of a Chihuahua.
Lizzy: A Chihuahua?
pheonixsang: Yeah, they're always excited and so energetic. When you come home, they're always waiting for you at the front door. They start to jump around and pee on the floor.

 

[Wollip666]

Lizzy: Oh no, my meat...