Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[JordD04]

popcorn: Sometimes you just gotta put a hotdog in your mouth and that's what I was doing.

 

[meggawatts]

@SugarKoala : "It's unfair I can't stalk them back"

 

[JordD04]

dovakiin: hi
bobow: Hi
dovakiin: Hi bobow45. Were you born in 1945?
bobow: *sigh

 

[Se7]

Fallen: I cannot wait until the day when games get so in-depth that you can masturbate.

 

[_Shen]

<08:17:56> "Shen": Was when I was like 8 or 9
<08:18:13> "Shen": I think it was 122 degrees
<08:18:20> "Lady of Rohan": omg
<08:18:45> "Lady of Rohan": I can imagine this in Rio de Janeiro
<08:18:48> "Lady of Rohan": but not here
<08:18:51> "Shen": I passed out twice, since the majority of the day was sitting in a car with little AC
<08:19:15> "Lady of Rohan": I think I never passed out
<08:19:44> "Lady of Rohan": and omg in the car it was probably even warmer
<08:20:11> "Shen": I knew what it felt like to be a roasted chicken on Thanksgiving
<08:20:31> "Lady of Rohan": lol
<08:20:53> "Shen": I give my condolences to the chicken every Thanksgiving now

 

[Kisos]

<08:17:56> "Shen": Was when I was like 8 or 9
<08:18:13> "Shen": I think it was 122 degrees
<08:18:20> "Lady of Rohan": omg
<08:18:45> "Lady of Rohan": I can imagine this in Rio de Janeiro
<08:18:48> "Lady of Rohan": but not here
<08:18:51> "Shen": I passed out twice, since the majority of the day was sitting in a car with little AC
<08:19:15> "Lady of Rohan": I think I never passed out
<08:19:44> "Lady of Rohan": and omg in the car it was probably even warmer
<08:20:11> "Shen": I knew what it felt like to be a roasted chicken on Thanksgiving
<08:20:31> "Lady of Rohan": lol
<08:20:53> "Shen": I give my condolences to the chicken every Thanksgiving now

Chicken? On thanksgiving?

 

[_Shen]

Chicken? On thanksgiving?

Many cultures eat different things on Thanskgiving. My family prefers to eat lamb and chicken, rather than turkey.

 

[gigo09]

Many cultures eat different things on Thanskgiving. My family prefers to eat lamb and chicken, rather than turkey.

>USA
>Different cultures

This is a joke pls don't be offended, vuw u shen

 

[JordD04]

<22:24:46> "JordD04": because v=f(lambda)
<22:24:50> "meggawatts": yeah
<22:25:08> "JordD04": I don't have a lambda key on my keyboard and I can't be arsed to go copy one from somewhere
<22:25:27> "meggawatts": lol
<22:25:32> "meggawatts": the struggle is real
<22:25:47> "JordD04": #firstworldproblems
<22:25:57> "meggawatts": #firstnerdproblems

 

[Soap887]

Darth upon realising he was lost in some caves.
DarthRagnar: Went in too deep and can't find the way out again.

 

[Lady_of_Rohan]

 

[Isengard]

On the discussion of hand sizes.

Jord: "You know Popcorn, with my eyes and your hands, we could make 1/20th of Lizzy"

 

[Wollip666]

@muteberlin : I'm covered in granola.

 

[Wollip666]

@muteberlin :I had to get an ultrasound on my balls, thankfully it was a guy that did it.

 

[Tyranystrasz]

 

[JordD04]

Malk: But I don't understand what's wrong with that! I can f**k bitches with that! I CAN F**K BITCHES WITH THAT!

 

[JordD04]

*lizzy talking to q about his facebook status*
q: Why are you even on my friends list?

 

[Lady_of_Rohan]

Yesterday @gigo09 asked in chat if anyone knew a good carpenter to fix his ruined Ost-in-Edhil house. @Ivan1pl said there was one in Tarnost and thus the madness began.

Spoiler: Complete madness.

It ended with gigo caged, and still begging the carpenter's attention.

 

[Artale]

Yesterday @gigo09 asked in chat if anyone knew a good carpenter to fix his ruined Ost-in-Edhil house. @Ivan1pl said there was one in Tarnost and thus the madness began.

Spoiler: Complete madness.

It ended with gigo caged, and still begging the carpenter's attention.

#Gigo4ob2k15

 

[gigo09]

#Gigo4ob2k15

I cri evrethyme