Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[TaliTek]

Pyramids were the first dwarves - FallenSanity, 2014.

 

[pheonixsang]

<16:24:49> "pheonixsang [laptop]": Hey sasquatch, your cat is tearing apart the blinds in the living room.
<16:27:08> "Pheonix": proof my wife loves me ^

 

[Wollip666]

@nAugrim29: I've seen pictures of @JordD04, and if Lizzy was really married to him, I'd feel sorry if they had kids that looked like Jord.

 

[JordD04]

@nAugrim29: I've seen pictures of @JordD04, and if Lizzy was really married to him, I'd feel sorry if they had kids that looked like Jord.

 

[Fireinferno13]

 

[Malkizid]

Don't listen to the mean man, you are one sexy motherfucker.

 

[arathorn867]

He had a conversation with this voice he has in his head. . . I never told you guys about this, it's his little secret

He only has one voice? Doesn't it get lonely? I never go anywhere unless I take at least three of mine with me.

 

[pheonixsang]

<23:16:17> You poked "SugarKoala [lizzy]" with message: jez lizzy, 17 hrs!!! go to sleeeeeps
<23:16:33> "SugarKoala [lizzy]" pokes you: nuu
<23:18:00> You poked "SugarKoala [lizzy]" with message: go and put on ur onsie and cuddle a pillow until u sleep xD

<23:27:20> You poked "SugarKoala [lizzy]" with message: still there?
<23:27:43> "SugarKoala [lizzy]" pokes you: yea
<23:27:52> You poked "SugarKoala [lizzy]" with message: omg go to sleep

 

[Wollip666]

cuddle a pillow

"No" - Iru, 2k14

 

[pheonixsang]

"No" - Iru, 2k14

more like;

Eh, wha? - Iru everyday

 

[pheonixsang]

@SugarKoala and @JordD04 are talking about something to do with saying no, and I'm completely oblivious about it.

<18:58:30> "Pheonix": eh, wha
<18:58:31> "Pheonix": ?

@SugarKoala : can you think of a situation where not giving them an answer, IS an answer?

<18:59:02> "Pheonix": 99.9% of all convo's with men
<18:59:13> "Pheonix":

@SugarKoala Can you think of a particular thing?

<18:59:55> "Pheonix": countless attempts by highschoolers and college students to ask me out suddenly come to mind, lizzy

@SugarKoala and how many times did you not give them an answer?

<19:00:25> "Pheonix": 99.9% of the time
<19:00:31> "Pheonix": unless they were cute and sweet
<19:00:35> "Pheonix": and then i said no thanks

@SugarKoala : hahaha I don't think I can say no thanks, cuz of the way he's worded it.
@CerberusRampage wait jord asked lizzy out?
@SugarKoala : Hell no! And if he did, he would only get a no. I wouldn't have said thanks


everyone: haha

 

[JordD04]

@SugarKoala and @JordD04 are talking about something to do with saying no, and I'm completely oblivious about it.

<18:58:30> "Pheonix": eh, wha
<18:58:31> "Pheonix": ?

@SugarKoala : can you think of a situation where not giving them an answer, IS an answer?

<18:59:02> "Pheonix": 99.9% of all convo's with men
<18:59:13> "Pheonix":

@SugarKoala Can you think of a particular thing?

<18:59:55> "Pheonix": countless attempts by highschoolers and college students to ask me out suddenly come to mind, lizzy
<19:00:25> "Pheonix": 99.9% of the time
<19:00:31> "Pheonix": unless they were cute and sweet
<19:00:35> "Pheonix": and then i said no thanks

@SugarKoala : hahaha I don't think I can say no thanks, cuz of the way he's worded it.
@CerberusRampage wait jord asked lizzy out?

everyone: haha

I should clarify for everyone. I didn't ask Lizzy out.

 

[Indorilian]

I should clarify for everyone. I didn't ask Lizzy out.

Lying doesn't suit you Jord.

 

[JordD04]

Lying doesn't suit you Jord.

Not being OB doesn't suit you.

 

[wikey1236]

LDC: I'm a proud gay man

 

[pheonixsang]

@Indorilian : I can be Frodo, and @kyzcool can be my Sam. Actually Kyz is like Pippin.

 

[Indorilian]

@Indorilian : I can be Frodo, and @kyzcool can be my Sam. Actually Kyz is like Pippin.

I can't handle how out of context this post is.

 

[wikey1236]

@Indorilian : I can be Frodo, and @kyzcool can be my Sam. Actually Kyz is like Pippin.

I don't get the joke.

 

[Ghundra]

This joke about Jord and Lizzy is old and getting really tired.

 

[Lady_of_Rohan]

This joke about Jord and Lizzy is old and getting really tired.

Sorry I just had to