Minecraft Middle-earth Quotes Thread

[_Shen]

Cooldude161: guys im lost in gondor
*much chatter later*
Indorilian: cooldude this is Rivendell not Gondor

 

[nevik45]

I remember this guy...calling dyno a jerk...wow

 

[DynoDaring]

Needless to say he is now Banned?

 

[DSESGH]

 

[_Shen]

Iru: ugh CoreProtect is such a pain
Tryfor34: Excuses, Iru. Just scooby-doo it and look for clues!

 

[JordD04]

Jake: Do you guys wanna see a picture of Molly? You guys know who Molly is right?
Jord: errr, you're dog?
Jake: Yer, kinda.
Jord: Kinda your dog? What is she? A cat?
Jake: What? Oh, I thought you said my girlfriend.

 

[wikey1236]

Lizzy telling me to drink more when drunk.
Lizzy: Drink more then go to sleep

 

[lizzy_]

May I mention I told him to drink more water? He was too drunk to listen

Wikey1236: I am acutally going to sleep
Me: good good, not on hangout I hope
Wikey1236: I could be if you wanted
Me: I'll pass
Wikey1236: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Wikey1236: Your lose

Also
Wikey1236: I'll take a forfeit from whoever you deam if I wake up with a hangover

 

[wikey1236]

May I mention I told him to drink more water? He was too drunk to listen

Wikey1236: I am acutally going to sleep
Me: good good, not on hangout I hope
Wikey1236: I could be if you wanted
Me: I'll pass
Wikey1236: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Wikey1236: Your lose

Also
Wikey1236: I'll take a forfeit from whoever you deam if I wake up with a hangover

I may have been a bit drunk. I also did wake up with a hangover...

 

[JordD04]

Sulyeon: I have a client
*giggling*
Sulyeon: God Dammit guys! I'm not a whore!

 

[wikey1236]

Lizzy: Wikey do you want to build?
Me: Haha! Do I want to build? HA!
Lizzy: You could turn over a new leaf!
Me: HAHAHA!

 

[JordD04]

Cef: Oh oh Jord, Can you play the character with the little goblin fellow again?
Jord: Goblin? It's a Rabbit.
Cef: yer yer, whatever.
*Stokie in laughter*

 

[lizzy_]

Sulyeon: I want to meet Cef and smash him with a truck.

 

[Stokie]

Talking about where people live in the UK, and Wikey makes a reference to CEF's rather diverse city. @CEFKILLA41320

Wikey : Atleast we're not CEF and live in the middle east

 

[JordD04]

Cef: Why are all the fricken quotes about me?

 

[gigo09]

Stokie: What's that annoying noice!?

gigo09: Oh, that's just me talking... I'm sorry... I'll shut up now...

 

[JordD04]

Cef: Jord, these are some mad nipples, oh, that's an arm.

 

[Aaldim]

 

[gigo09]

Shen and his cousins arguing about what age his younger cousin is.

Shen: You're 2!

Young cousin: "I TWO!?... YOU... YOU.... YOU ONE!"

 

[DSESGH]