Balrog Riddle

[Lady_of_Rohan]

That would be the dwarf statue in the hall of the droogs.

Maybe someone thought it was a balrog and started with those rumors.

 

[nevik45]

Following your logic...

Firetrucks have 4 wheels and 8 men.
4+8=12
There's 12 inches in a ruler
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler
The queen Elizabeth was also a ship
That ship sailed the seven seas
Those seas had fish in them
Those fish had fins
The Finns fought the Russians
The Russians wore red
Firetrucks are always rushin(g)
Is that why firetrucks are always red???????????


The point?
Don't read too much into things.

So, where's the firetruck in Moria?

 

[wyliewylie]

Maybe someone thought it was a balrog and started with those rumors.

I remember seeing that a couple years ago when i was a lot younger and thinking it was suposed to be a balrog.
When i went back and found it again i laughed, but who knows, there still good be a balrog hidden deep within somewhere!

 

[Portalrules333]

I remember seeing that a couple years ago when i was a lot younger and thinking it was suposed to be a balrog.
When i went back and found it again i laughed, but who knows, there still good be a balrog hidden deep within somewhere!

Oh, I didn't know you have been playing for that long! To tell you the truth, I thought it was a statue of Gimli when I first went through.

 

[_Shen]

Old Durin's Bane was a shadow demon;
Hot and flaming his whip was, you would've been running and screamin'!

#Durin'sBaneIsBombadil

 

[Ardelenia]

-conspiracysnip-

Hey, maybe Tom Bombadil is actually everyone. He's oldest, fatherless, and only, and is leading out a solipsistic life where he imagines the rest of arda and all the people, etc. around him.
See pointland in Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions.
Top that shen.

 

[Lady_of_Rohan]

Hey, maybe Tom Bombadil is actually everyone. He's oldest, fatherless, and only, and is leading out a solipsistic life where he imagines the rest of arda and all the people, etc. around him.
See pointland in Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions.
Top that shen.

I was going to say this! Maybe he's actually everything and everyone. He is the air, the trees, the rivers, the vala, Eru itself and everything else. He is the spirit of Ëa, he's Ëa itself and maybe still everything outside of it.

 

[Olwe]

I still think he's some Tourist from our planet that got stuck in Middle earth somehow...

 

[arathorn867]

Nah, not rude enough, and didn't throw any empty bottles or chip bags in the river.

 

[4phoenix]

I still think he's some Tourist from our planet that got stuck in Middle earth somehow...

Well, technically Middle Earth is our planet. (We happen to be in the sixth age at the moment, which began with the fall of Nazi Germany.)

 

[Portalrules333]

Hey, maybe Tom Bombadil is actually everyone. He's oldest, fatherless, and only, and is leading out a solipsistic life where he imagines the rest of arda and all the people, etc. around him.
See pointland in Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions.
Top that shen.

Hmm so if Tom is everyone, he both had his finger bitten off at Mount Doom, and bit Tom's finger off at Mount Doom.

....confusing..........

Also, we are going a bit off topic here.

 

[Olwe]

Well, technically Middle Earth is our planet. (We happen to be in the sixth age at the moment, which began with the fall of Nazi Germany.)

 

[nevik45]

Old Durin's Bane was a shadow demon;
Hot and flaming his whip was, you would've been running and screamin'!

#Durin'sBaneIsBombadil

Shen why? My respect level for you went down.

 

[ooitsbirdo]

maby credoo is the Balrog or the Balrog is at freebuild

 

[Finrod_Amandil]

maby credoo is the Balrog or the Balrog is at freebuild

Yeah thats it, hes on vacation on freebuild, can't you imagine how much it has to suck when you have to wait for stupid dwarves and droogs all day long in moria?

 

[ooitsbirdo]

Yeah thats it, hes on vacation on freebuild, can't you imagine how much it has to suck when you have to wait for stupid dwarves and droogs all day long in moria?

Yeah ik it sucks

 

[4phoenix]

I hope this helps:

Deep in Moria, underground,
Durin's Bane might be found.
Not in the lands above would it go,
'Cause the first line says that can't be so.
It's probably in a room, but there's a lot,
So if you've checked them all, maybe you've not.
This poem took so long, I practically died,
It's not even a riddle, but at least I tried.​

 

[FireFuss]

I hope this helps:

Deep in Moria, underground,
Durin's Bane might be found.
Not in the lands above would it go,
'Cause the first line says that can't be so.
It's probably in a room, but there's a lot,
So if you've checked them all, maybe you've not.
This poem took so long, I practically died,
It's not even a riddle, but at least I tried.​

Fixed it

 

[Portalrules333]

I hope this helps:

Deep in Moria, underground,
Durin's Bane might be found.
Not in the lands above would it go,
'Cause the first line says that can't be so.
It's probably in a room, but there's a lot,
So if you've checked them all, maybe you've not.
This poem took so long, I practically died,
It's not even a riddle, but at least I tried.​

K, I know it's in a room now......sigh..... that helps a lot.....thanks a bunch....[sobs]

 

[wyliewylie]

Found it!

It could be a decoy though, this one looks like the real deal!