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I mean, the Hobbit is supposed to be a not-so-action-packed movie about Bilbo going from a stupid cowardly hobbit hiding in a hole to a less-stupid less-cowardly hobbit that hides by turning invisible using a ring. But no, seriously, Peter Jackson completely missed the point of the book, and made a movie that pretty much has a few of the same characters, the same basic storyline, and added a ton of fighting and impossible elves.
TWO 2 1/2 hour movies? Then the Lord of the Rings should be, what, 6-7 2 1/2 hour movies? I mean, seriously, as @Indorilian said, 1 90-110 min movie should be enough. PJ didn't need to add Tauriel (it makes me mad that they don't pronounce her name "Towriel," because that's how Tolkien would say it should be. Today I said "Towriel" and someone "corrected" me), include Legolas, make the whole romance-y thing, and include Orcs attacking Lake-town. It's just PJ beefing up the action to squeeze all the money out he can, including everything he thinks will make people like it but actually making all the real Hobbit fans mad, which unfortunately makes me in the minority at my school. And the Elves are not perfect long-blond haired athletic smart people, they can be killed, and will not have low enough of a reflex time to hear a club moving at their head from a foot behind, register that they are about to take brain damage, and bend over backwards to avoid the club, if I remember correctly. Maybe it was forwards, but you get my meaning.
Okay, but it isn't like "toriel" or however you'd write that. My pronunciation isn't always that good, but you get my point, right?No its really not pronounced Towriël, its Tauriel while the "a" sounds like in "bath" and the "u" as in "lure". cf. Jords A Noob's Guide to Elvish page 12f: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ywrz4nuji7lseos/A Noobs guide to Lore Elvish.pdf
You have to keep in mind the difference between animated films and live-action though. Look at the LOTR 1978 film. They got up to the end of the second book and it took only an hour or so. Live-action films tend to depend more on longer scenes than animation.Considering the animated movie from the 70's managed to fit in almost EVERYTHING necessary from the book in around 90 minutes, 3 3 hour movies is literally just squeezing every bit of money from the franchise.
And the Elves are not perfect long-blond haired athletic smart people, they can be killed, and will not have low enough of a reflex time to hear a club moving at their head from a foot behind, register that they are about to take brain damage, and bend over backwards to avoid the club, if I remember correctly. Maybe it was forwards, but you get my meaning.
Yeah, but, I mean, any living thing has its limits. A club wouldn't make (much) sound, and assuming they have about half the reaction time of a human being, they still would have hardly enough time to move. So it'd take a lot of luck, which the elves obviously have a lot of. But, I wonder what's gonna happen to Tauriel at the end?Why couldn't a race who has slain Balrogs and fought against Morgoth himself not be able to have reflexes fast enough to dodge an orc swinging a club at them from behind? Elves are pretty much THE ultimate bad asses of Middle Earth. I think they can react to an orc attacking them from behind.
Why couldn't a race who has slain Balrogs and fought against Morgoth himself not be able to have reflexes fast enough to dodge an orc swinging a club at them from behind? Elves are pretty much THE ultimate bad asses of Middle Earth. I think they can react to an orc attacking them from behind.
And how'd you figure that out? Ur so clevre aftr all.Evangine Lily is an idiot
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