kisos said:

Im creating this thread, for some silly, stupid, made-up, mildly entertaining stories, inside all our heads. Ill start off with one, and i hope some other ppl can post a few here.

One twilight, a hippopotamus, who was somewhat of a snorkeling enthusiest, and spoke fluently in 3 asian languages, was walking up an alpine ski slope, in order to prepare for his bianary fission that would be taking place later that thursday. While the spruce trees cast prickly shadows apon the snow, he suddenly realized he had participated in a vulgar act of holily decapitating the fingers of three of the finest mannequins, that walmart has ever purchased since it was founded by the late Steve Jobs. At the thought of this dastardly deed, he wept sorrowfully and renounced his purple heart, and knightship to the Queen of Zimbabwe. This however was nothing compared to his forgotten action of dropping not one, but two hydrogen bombs, upon 3rd world island nations, inhabited by only lyre playing hamsters, all with sarcophagus eating fetiches. Undoutoubly since he went into hiding the CIA has been relentlessly searching for this criminal, as his bombs destroyed the US backed lyre playing hamster puppet government, and paved the way for the communist, regimine of ticklish kittens to takeover.

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Dang that's groovy

Once upon a time,there was a Axlotl named Bert.Bert played many instruments,including the Chapman stick,the Janko keyboard,the Uncello,and the Nellophone. All his "friends" made fun of him for the instruments he played (though in secret they had no idea what most of the instruments were.)"Nice Nello-whatever!" They would yell at him."Cool Janko-more like Junko,though!" They shrieked at poor Bert.One day,Bert decided he'd had enough.He was on his way to school,carrying his Chapman stick,when Timothy (one of his "friends") jumped out of the bushes."Your Chapman stick looks like a howler monkey-and also sounds like one!" Timothy yelled at him.Bert,instead of walking away,walked straight at Timothy.Before Timothy could react,Bert hit him across his head with his Chapman stick,knocking Timothy to the ground,never to get up again.Bert started walking to school, like nothing happened.He was in the middle of math class,when,over the intercom,the principals voice said"BERT DINKLE,REPORT TO MY OFFICE NOW." Everyone's eyes were on Bert as he got up to walk to the principals office.When he got there,he saw that there was a police officer sitting next to the principal.The police said "I know you killed that boy on the way here,partly because of surveillance cameras,and partly because we found broken fragments of your Chapman stick lying on the sidewalk.You're coming with me,Berty."And just like that,the Bert Dink was arrested for murder.Never let your anger control you! The End

That could've been way more morbid but I remembered that there are young people on this website.

Oh,and this isn't the end of Bert's story.Chapter 2 will come out tomorrow

Deal with it