Suicide is not an "April Fools" and it's not funny. People legitimately feel like suicide is their only option including myself not to long ago.

If you are feeling suicidal talk to somebody! Message myself on the forums if you don't feel comfortable talking to family, friends or a stranger.

Here are some numbers if you need to talk to someone.

Worldwide

1. The International Association for Suicide Prevention maintains a Global Crisis Centre Directory..
   
   
2. The Befrienders maintain a hotline database; use the "Find a Helpline by Country" control at the top of their page.

United States

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specilised support.

(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)

Online Chat: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

Crisis Text Line: Text "START" to 741-741

Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA

EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe, details here

Australia

13 11 14
Crisis Chat - Lifeline | Crisis Support and Suicide Prevention

Austria

142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at

Belgium

02 649 95 55

Brasil

141

Canada

Canada-wide adult hotlines list Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.

Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868

Deutschland

Eine starke Gemeinschaft | TelefonSeelsorge Deutschland

Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222

Chat: TelefonSeelsorge

Denmark

70 20 12 01

www.livslinien.dk

www.Skrivdet.dk

France

01 40 09 15 22

Greece

1018 or 801 801 99 99
Greece - Κλίμακα | Γραμμή παρέμβασης για την αυτοκτονία

Iceland

1717

India

91-44-2464005 0

022-27546669

Iran

1480 6am to 9pm everyday

Ireland

ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90

ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91

Israel

1201

Italia

800 86 00 22

Malta

179

Japan

03-3264-4343

3 5286 9090

Korea

LifeLine 1588-9191

Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199

생명의전화☎

Mexico

Saptel 01-800-472-7835

Netherlands

0900 1130113
www.113online.nl

New Zealand

0800 543 354 Outside Auckland

09 5222 999 Inside Auckland

Norway

Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and Kirkens SOS

Osterreich/Austria

116 123

Romania

116 123

Serbia

0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393

Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]

South Africa

LifeLine 0861 322 322

Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567

Spain

El Teléfono de la Esperanza es una ONG de acción social y de cooperación al desarrollo.

Suomi/Finland

010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends
112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times

Sverige/Sweden

020 22 00 60

Switzerland

143

UK

Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)

• Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
  
  
• Text: 07725909090
  
  
• Email: emailjo@samaritans.org

Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:

• Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)

• Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)
  
  
• Online Chat: Get Help | Campaign Against Living Miserably

ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:

• Voice: 0800-11-11 (Free to call, does not appear on phone bills)
  
  
• Online Chat: Chat | Talk | ChildLine
  
  
• Email: Sending ChildLine an email | Talk | ChildLine

Directory of suicide-related services: SupportLine - Problems: Suicide: Advice, support and information

Uruguay

Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)

(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)

Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483

-Kulmo

Credoo said:

Lady wrote how she was gonna stream her own suicide, because of naked photo's of her being spread around at school

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Actually, all of that post was a joke, in case someone thinks that actually happened

Tyranystrasz said:

*Moralist mode on*
Lady, that prank wasn't that good. I mean there's a lot of black humor around this topic but we still are in a big community and some people can get hurt with that kind of joke.
I know more than one people who tried to commite suicide and it's not a really nice thing.

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Fireinferno13 said:

I dont want to be that guy, but I really feel that this is not MCME's responsibility. I know we care about the members of our community, but suicide prevention is way out of our hands. This kind of thing has happened once before and last I recall staff agreed that we should not involve ourselves in such deeply personal matters. I cant tell if this is a joke or not either, but if it was thats super uncool.

In my opinion this thread should be removed.

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I guess I got involved with way too many "edgy" people recently, but yeah, it was not a good joke, I apologize